Paris, France Travel Tips by Ron Khy


So you’re going to Paris for a bit of culture, huh. Sit down and read foo.

Paris, 2014
Montmartre, Paris, 2014

This could be your beautiful picture in Paris y’all. VIVE LA FRANCE!

Preface: Paris is my second hometown for me in a sense. My mom’s Chinese family escaped Cambodia and instead of going to LA like most; they ended up in Paris with a lot of other Cambodians/Teochew and Viet refugees. (Shouts to the French for Hennessy) . I’ve traveled to Paris over 25 times so I would say I know almost all of the neighborhoods.

Like you though, I’m very American. Too American. Coca Cola refills American. Hot Pockets American. However, I’ve discovered quite a few tips to survive in Paris and become local throughout the years. While you may want to do the touristy, get on a bus and hop off a bus tour shit; I’m sure you want to feel lost and get inspired like all the people on Instagram do. It’s very easy to do that though; it’s so different.

B4 You go Crepe-ing all over Paris

Before your flight: I always have to mention this but call your bank and credit card companies before you land and inform them of your international travel. I’ve brought many friends with me on these trips and they forget about the one credit card they want to use to buy chocolat and it gets declined. It’s embarassing. Get your shit together.

Cell Phone / Data Abroad: If you are a T-Mobile user like all of Garden Grove and 626- you are in luck! T-Mobile roams free to France. Free texts, discounted calls (30cents a minute), and 3G data! (3G SUCKS THOUGH, but good enough for email and IMESSAGE). Here are some suggestions though for better internet options in Paris:

  • The Beverly Hills Option: Wifi Box like the SOLIS/Skyroam. I use this all the time myself. It’s a portable box that gives you data via wifi access point. It averages out to about $9 a day for solid, fast 4G/Almost LTE internet (1GB for $9). Very pricy but this is the best option if you want to IG story, snapchat, and check internet every time you get a break. Bonus: multiple devices can share the data so you can split the price up with other people. Link: https://www.skyroam.com/solis
  • The Downtown LA Option: Get a sim card from the airport. It’s super cheap. 20GB of data for like $40. There is many places at the Charles De Gaulle Airport you can buy the Orange pre paid sim card. Or you can even buy this on Amazon and land with sim card already installed. The downside is you have to change sim cards and keep your American one safe. I’ve lost my sim card before and Tmobile charged me $25 when I got back stateside. Bummer. Downsides also: no american number but if you are an IPhone user, IMessage still works. Link: type orange holiday europe on Amazon.com
  • The Metro from Hollywood to Downtown option: Pay your carrier $10-15 a day for internet and roaming. I haven’t done this in a while but when I had Kevin Gates – 2 Phones; Verizon taxed me $130 for 5 days. You might want to check with your carrier to see what the plan is abroad but most of the time, they are taxing your ass for data for sure. I think they tried to sell me 200MB for $10? Like 200 MB bro? I shit 200gb in one IG story.
  • The El Monte option: Just use Wifi at the hotel and look for Wifi at Mcdonalds/Starbucks. If you’re really on a budget, just wait until you have Wifi at your hotel/airbnb or look for wifi at any restaurant. There’s beauty in getting lost…right?

POWERING ALL YOUR TINGS

You definitely need to sort out power before you fly out. PS, I will not be held liable for anything you break. HEHE. You’ll mainly need adapter plugs. France and most of Europe except England uses this weird round plug:

First, what they say is true: Don’t bring a hair dryer or curler overseas. These items run on 110Volts but Europe is much powerful at 240volts. Your shit going to overheat and possibly explode. Most hotels and AIRBNBs come equipped with this anyway so save the luggage space for all the stuff you’re going to buy me.

Adapters/Converters: you ONLY need a heavy and expensive converter box if your electronic power bricks/chargers isn’t rated for 110-240VOLTS. The picture below will show you what you need to look for on your chargers/adapter plugs. Most laptop chargers, USB charge bricks, and phone chargers have ratings on the cord that say it works in 110-240Volts. If your electronic says this, you DON’T need a converter box and you can buy adapter plugs. In my experience, all apple products and chargers go both ways on 110/240, and most USB devices that charge via cable are safe as well. See below for what to look for on your USB chargers/laptop bricks/etc.

If your device has an INPUT rating of AC 100-240V like the item above, it means your item can convert electricity in Europe from 240V Safely down to 110V and you only need an ADAPTER Plug. See image below.
These can be purchased on Amazon for less than $10 or Fry’s Electronics, etc.

If you want the ultimate travel accessory, buy this on Amazon. I take 2-3 of these with me when I travel and it’s CLUTCH.
https://www.amazon.com/Adapter-Worldwide-Universal-Adaptor-Charging/dp/B01DJ140LQ/ref=sr_1_12?keywords=usa+to+france+plugs&qid=1559723626&s=gateway&sr=8-12

Chateau Versailles, Paris France 2008
Chateau Versailles, Paris France 2008. A must do in Paris!

What To Do When You Land in Paris Land

So the first hour of you arriving is the most crucial/scary for those who have never been to Paris. Or so everyone says. It’s just dudes with AK47’s and rottweilers walking around the airport freely- it’s fine.

First things first: CDG (Charles de Gaulle, a WW2 French Military General and Former President) is one confusing airport. I feel sorry for you already depending upon which terminal you land. If you land in the main one; you’re all set with Mcdonalds in the main terminal! (the other one has it on departures level….) It’s almost one of my least favorite airports besides LAX; but you’ll figure it out. Once you land, you need to enter passport control. The French customs kiosks are pretty straightforward though; they just look at your passport and give you that almighty coveted CDG, Paris France Stamp. Once thru here, you will enter a weird network of tunnels and escalators to grab your bags. This process usually takes me about an hour so use the restroom when you get off the plane. Once you grab your bags, head to either the train station or Uber door.

First French word lesson: LA CLIME
Air conditioning. You’ll need to learn this word when getting in ubers. They’ll ask you about la clime. Just give a big thumbs up. Yeahaite.

THREE WAYS TO ESCAPE CHARLES DE GAULLE AIRPORT

  • TAXI: DO NOT TAXI. DO NOT TAXI. DO NOT TAXI. DO NOT TAXI. I don’t mean to sound like an Uber homer; but of the ten times I’ve ridden a taxi in Paris; most of them tried to scam me and ask for money. On top of that, they’re pretty rude about it. This is common. Google Paris Taxi Scam. Some even drove me to an ATM and demanded I get money. Pretty daunting if you don’t speak French. If you about this life and love confrontation; then go for it. Remind me to never date you. I’m not saying all Parisians taxis are bad – but buyer beware.
  • UBER: Unlike cabs, UBER DRIVERS R MAD NICE IN FRANCE. Even though most won’t speak English; you don’t have to say anything. Point A to Point B. Super easy. Uber is decently affordable in Paris too (at least over NYC). If you call Uber from CDG, it’ll tell you which PORTE or DOOR to stand at for the Uber pickup zone. Make sure you are in the Uber pickup zone though before because they’re kind of out of the way. Follow the signs in the airport for the Uber zone. Bonus tip: ask them to play French rap! AND LA CLIME.
  • The Train/Metro. FYI: this cost about $20 per person so if there’s more than one of you; just split the Uber. If you are by yourself like me and don’t mind lugging luggage around- the train and metro are relatively easy. Find the signs in the airport that take you to RER B/TRAINS To Paris. From the train hall, head to the floor with the office and ticket machines. You can buy a metro ticket, or book of tickets called carnets and a subway pass to get from RER B to any of the major stations in Paris to change (Chatelet, Gare Du Nord, etc). The machines have an English option so just hit the button for the Union Jack Flag (UK). If you don’t know what the England flag looks like see below. I’ll cover more about the metro and carnets and metro cards in another section after this.
The flag for the United Kingdom, AKA the English language button on almost all French machines, ATMs, subway machines, etc. USA Number 1 THOUGH.

Now That You’re In the City and
Some Basic French Words

SAFETY TIPS: Paris is VERY safe if you stay in the areas you need to stay in. However, just wanted to warn you about two well known uncomfortable situations in Paris.
PICK POCKETS are a thing. I have had over 8 friends get pick pocketed over ten years. It happens to those who even hold onto their phone. Just be careful in public that you have a grip of all your things because the French have some of the best finessers on the planet. They even warn you about the pick pockets on the subway announcements in English. I suggest leaving your passport at home, and only take with you money and one debit/credit card for the day so if something happens; so you’re not screwed entirely.
Second: Gypsies. Gypsies are at all the tourist spots. They will try to pick pocket you and distract you with clipboards and follow you around. My number one rule: just say no and keep walking. They speak very good English because they’re not French and will fool you into thinking they’re American. It’s surprisingly how good they are at what they do.

So I know what you’re thinking- I need to learn French. You don’t actually but you should at least know the basics. Paris is the most visited city in Europe and a lot of people do speak English in most establishments. It may sound untrained to the American ear; but you’ll pick it up after a bit once you figure out the cadence. I don’t mean to sound stereotypical, but the French speak English like how you’ve heard it your whole life. Pepé Le Pew.

Here are some of the only French I’ve ever needed to tell people to use and it’s worked so far.

ICONIC LIKE JADEN SMITH

Hello = BONJOUR! (bon-jur)
Please = S’il vous plait? (sil vu play)
Yes = Oui (jeremih, weeeee)
No = Non (no…sounds the same lol)
English? = Anglais? (ong glay?)
Thanks a lot = Merci beaucoup (mer see bow – coup)
How are you? = Comment ca-va? or Comment allez vous? (commo sa va?)
Excuse me = Excusez-moi (you should know this)
Sorry = Pardon (par…then don)
I Don’t Understand = Je ne comprends pas (juh nuh com-prend pa)
Where is? = Ou est? (oooooooOOOO ay?)
How Much? = Combien? (com – bien)

Signage:
Toilet/Bathroom = Toilette (they don’t say bathroom…just toilet)
Exit = Sortie (you’ll see this a lot so I figured I’d add this in)
La Carte = The menu, or you might see the menu lol.

YOUTUBE MORE FRENCH LESSONS. I CAN’T DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU.

FRENCH METRO BABY

If you are going to get around Paris, you HAVE to take their subway system. It’s affordable and the only way to really get around without traffic. The Metro, OR, LE METRO, is one of the best subway systems in the world. It is very well connected, and SUPER easy to navigate. If you get lost, you a chump. Don’t even think about renting a car. Driving in Paris is probably the most stressful driving I’ve ever done and traffic can be pretty crappy. Parking also costs an arm and a leg.

Line 5, Subway Platform, Paris 2014 with @hannahrayninja

There are regular Metro lines (numbered 1-whatever) and then there’s RER Trains (Regional within Paris and it’s suburbs) and SNCF (farther out like the castles, etc).

Some of my places you must see if you are new to Paris.

Here are some places you should probably go on your first visit.

  1. The Louis Vuitton Flagship Store and Champs Elysee’s Grand Boulevard
  2. Versailles Chateau (the giant estate in the burbs)
  3. Eiffel Tower (from a distance…)
  4. Sacre Coeur and Montmartre
  5. Le Marais Neighborhood For Shopping
  6. Notre Dame and walking the Island
  7. Batobus and cruise the Seine River.
  8. Galeries Lafayette and Printemps Department Stores
  9. Musee D’orsay
  10. Saint Germaine neighborhood and the art walks

My lower priority list if you have time:
1) The Louvre
2) Disneyland Paris
3) Gare Montparnasse

Some Famous French Musicians

What a musician. America needs a Stromae…

Going off topic here to introduce you to some French musicians so you can be cool and cultured before you arrive. French rap is the business. Here are some links to some Youtube videos. Watch up my friends

Our very own GAME From Compton even went over there and slapped some French
FRENCH ASIAN R & B

Google Maps Chicken Scratches

Here is my famous Google Maps photos from emails I used to send every year. Feel free to use this to help you navigate around Paris!

Best area for the Eiffel Tower and Inception Bridge (BIR HAKIEM)
This is where you want to shop in Paris- Mad tourists
MARAIS – Lively neighborhood and shopping and tourists
RIP Colette…..
Notre Dame :O(

So You Probably Want To Eat

Here’s a list of some of my favorite restaurants I’ve gone to thruout the years. There’s so much bread to eat, pastries, ice cream, gelato, chocolate, cheese, wine, etc. My real recommendation is you should go out and explore on your own to because my opinions are all subjective. However, there’s one thing most can agree on…Asian food is notoriously bad unless it’s Vietnamese. Like..microwave Chinese food….JUST WARNING YOU NOW….

PRO TIP: AVOID CAFES UNLESS THEY’RE RATED.  CAFES GENERALLY JUST OFFER STEAK AND FRIES. BORING. DON’T EAT ANYWHERE NEXT TO A TOURIST SPOT EITHER. PRICES ARE JACKED UP FOR A REASON CHUMPS.

THIS IS HEAVEN. FRESH BREAD AND CROISSANTS AND CHEESE EVERY MORNING WILL MAKE YOU FEEL FRENCH AF.

In Paris, I generally eat a lot of bread, pastries and desserts as they are some of the best in the world. Regular non Michelin starred restaurants…you kind of need to do homework. Vietnamese food is pretty close to home in California (kind of) so I recommend trying that out as well. I also dig my native Cambodian food that’s available in Paris because it tastes different as well. Most Thai restaurants you will see will actually be Cambodian owned as our foods are similar so you can ask me for recommendations there as well.

I do have some good neighborhoods though for you to visit:

A BAR AREA AND STREET = Rue Mouffetard (see map above). It’s in the Latin quarter aka where all the universities kind of meet. At the top of the hill is a ton of bars and outwards facing cafes to grab a quick beer and people watch. As you walk down the hill, there are some bars that serve that MUCH DELICIOUS BELGIUM MONASTERY MONK BEER (IF THEY HAVE IT IN STOCK at Brewberry Bar. The Westvleteren 12 beer…ask for it. It’s anywhere from $20-32 a bottle depending on the supply but the best beer I’ve ever had. They speak English here as well)
THE PARIS NIGHTLIFE AREA= BASTILLE. Fair warning = gets crunk over here. The hood comes out as well sometimes. But I’ve had a lot of fun walking these streets and people watching and popping in for a cocktail from time to time. Ironically, there’s a friendly small Cambodian restaurant in this neighborhood I went to with my friends Mike and Tristan from Long Beach Proper (the boutique) and we had a good meal.

THE BEST DESSERTS IN PARIS? = Galeries Lafayette Gourmet (metro stop, exit LAFAYETTE) is a good place to start. Some will argue with me but at the Galaries Lafayette- the giant department store with a dedicated food floor; you will have access to a lot of good dessert and chocolate on one floor versus going out to the different small bakeries thruout the city. I always take my friends here first to get a taste of what chocolate and pastries should taste like first; before going to some of the well known spots around Paris.

Real Places to Go EAT MEOW

one of my faves: le comptoir. https://www.yelp.com/biz/le-comptoir-du-relais-parisone of my faves. even bourdain raved about this place.  but we go here for great occasions. its very, very french lol

FRENCHIE restaurant https://www.yelp.com/biz/frenchie-restaurant-paris .  http://www.frenchie-restaurant.com/home-restaurant-fr  another one of my faves. somewhat pricy but not so bad. you gotta book reservations but i think you can go do it on their website. my aunt called this in for me.  im pretty sure half the chef team is from america too hahaha. SO GOOD.  check out the yelp for types of dishes they doALSO, NEXT DOOR FOR LUNCH IS FRENCHIE TO GO.  BEST PASTRAMI SANDWHICH IVE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE.   http://www.frenchietogo.com/lunch-menupassage 53 (2 michelin stars)https://www.yelp.com/biz/passage-53-paris

IF YOU KNOW WHO JOEL ROBUCHON IS THIS IS PROB ONE OF THE PRICIEST PLACES IN PARIS:L’Atelier de Joël Robuchon
https://www.atelier-robuchon-saint-germain.com/

Boutary (top ten rated, my cousin raves about this place) , you can reserve online
https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g187147-d9783452-Reviews-Boutary-Paris_Ile_de_France.html
L’ilot  (seafood, i went here with my aunt, the staff speaks english here)https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g187147-d3649519-Reviews-L_ilot-Paris_Ile_de_France.html
HOLYBELLY!  this place has american style breakfast!  pancakes/eggs/etc.  it’s actually decent haha. https://www.yelp.com/biz/holybelly-paris
GALLINA https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g187147-d10548809-Reviews-Gallina-Paris_Ile_de_France.html
CHEAP EAT: LA HALAL SUD or HEVI restaurant (best turkish / lebanese food) https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g187147-d10120515-Reviews-Restaurant_hevi-Paris_Ile_de_France.html  i spent my summers around the block from here. same neighborhood
CHEAP EAT:  chez lili et marcel (near chinatown, and the neighborhood my family is from)  https://www.yelp.com/biz/chez-lili-et-marcel-paristhis place is dope. traditional cafe with steaks, burgers, fries and desserts.  all the cafes in paris are the same…but at least this one is nice hahaha
CHEAP EAT: LE BANQUIER – BEST COUSCOUS SERVED ONLY On WEEKENDS-  ITS A FRENCH MOROCCAN RESTAURANT
CHEAP EAT:  Pho Bom – in the 13th- very authentic pho and vietnamese cuisine- probably best in paris
CHEAP EAT:  Le Cambodge (very good cambodian food).  https://www.yelp.com/biz/le-cambodge-paris-3

Some COOL SHOPS TO VISIT!

Warning: Paris is a very fun place to spend money…..

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